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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Hey sometimes power is good...

We have added another category to the halloween party list; there will now be a prize for the most Risque costume...most of yall are smart enough to know what this category essentially boils down to...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The sluttier the better!

It's on like donkey kong and if the girls are lucky they will be on me or if unlucky on the receiving end of a donkey punch. OUCH!!

Anonymous said...

It should be amended to:
"Risque costume, NO FATTIES"

Anonymous said...

hmmm....so i guess i'd win if i went as ur m*ma?
;)

~M

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