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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

How I spent my weekend

Vegas: What happens there, Never happened!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Can a Jamaican take Vegas?!? Let's just say he took it for all they have to offer and we arent talking about the gambling or buffets. You should have seen his eyes light up when he saw the guys passing out free porno on the streets. Deer caught in headlights, more like a one legged duck swiming in circles. Couldnt pull him away from those guys. Bless his heart though, he would rather pay a girls way through college than blow his money on gambling. Way to go Aaron!!

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