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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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Can a Jamaican take Vegas?!? Let's just say he took it for all they have to offer and we arent talking about the gambling or buffets. You should have seen his eyes light up when he saw the guys passing out free porno on the streets. Deer caught in headlights, more like a one legged duck swiming in circles. Couldnt pull him away from those guys. Bless his heart though, he would rather pay a girls way through college than blow his money on gambling. Way to go Aaron!!
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