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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

It's "Woohoo take your top off!" Day

Otherwise known in more sedate circles as Mardi gras or Fat Tuesday. This should be an entertaining night downtown. Last year of course was famous for the fact that 3 young men on the hunt for a good time managed to see only one pair all night and it was a pair that we were not particularly eager to see. Its always fun to watch the bargaining that goes on: “What if I give u one green one and 2 blues?” I am also amused when a girl gets mad because a guy does not offer her beads large enough to satisfy her. If your going to flash anyway does the size of the beads really matter?

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.