Infrequently updated consistently funny

Friday, February 11, 2005

Man of the House

A movie about Texas cheerleading = Instant classic. How can you go wrong with such a great premise? So in Jamaica we have this phrase called “Red eye” which means to be jealous or to covet things. So right yah now I am having a red eye moment because I have purchased a gift for a friend and I personally like it so much I am thinking of going right out and purchasing one for myself. The same damn thing, but something tells me that, that would not be good. Though I have been known in the past to purchase gifts in pairs; I am trying to curb that bad trait.

No comments:

Blog Archive

About Me

My photo
Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.