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- “I’m the Juggernaut Bitch!”
- Perseverance is good
- I still feel like a student...
- Royalty arrives today!
- Bloody Insomnia!
- Barbri starts 2morrow
- It's raining again!!!!
- Basketball and World Cup football
- Even the happiest of us can have a sad moment!
- Enjoy a fun video...6.24am post
- Just another reason why I LOVE TEXAS!
- No rest for the weary!
- After 6AM and I am just getting in...
- Today is my last ever law school Final - providing...
- Who would have thought that the NCAA could be beaten!
- Study break smiles
- Happy Mother's Day!
- None of my teachers did this!
- If you have weed in the car - DO NOT CALL THE COPS!
- Book your hotel...
- Of Crappy Lawsuits and HOOK 'EM HORNS!
- The world record has fallen!
- Inability to study, whores and cushions!
- It makes me smile...
- Give me a True and False exam Damnit!
- Of scientific Calculators, Old ladies out lifting ...
- SD just had a mini earthquake!
- Bloody hot library and unwillingness to study!
- A Picture Share!
- Lakers failed! GO SPURS!
- Of Cartoons and Procrastination!
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- Some sights from my Texas trip! More to come
- Finally found my Texas pics...enjoy!
- Of stereotypes, the Common/Jurassic 5 show and too...
- Maybe studying isnt that bad?
- Damn basketball is getting rough...and presidentia...
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
1 comment:
Well, with the rest of the country attempting to curb their oil consumption, we Texans must do whatever we can to keep the oil men rich.
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