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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Royalty arrives today!

In just over 14 hours the family arrives. It will be my parents and sister’s first trip to California and thanks to Barbri I will have no time to show them around. But what I can do for them is give them a great home cooked meal when they get here. Today’s planned meal: A Caesar salad, Grilled jerk shrimp with a spicy and tangy honey glaze for appetizers and then pork chops in mushroom gravy with Baked Rigatoni for the main course. Probably the last time this summer that I can spend any major time in the kitchen…

Of course the arrival of parents also means the sanitization of the Apartment: everything even mildly eye brow raising has been taken down; thrown away or boxed up. The innocent young son is now on display. After all not many people my age have had their father expressly threaten to write them out of his will…from the pulpit!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

tell ur mom hello for me! my parents get back today- i gotta go up there tomorrow for the weekend

Scratchie said...

To thine own self be true...them gwine find yuh out :D

Anonymous said...

barbri is fun. for real! go to class for three hours. go to lunch w friends. mess around for a couple of hours. study a couple of hours. its only after july 4 that life turns to hell...

at least that was the case for texas. cali should be the same??

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