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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

No way...

That I could have broken a bed that is not even 2 weeks old

5 comments:

Crankyputz said...

Good Night?

Abeni said...

ummmmm..tell us more

The Monkey Attack Victim said...

What are you DOING to these beds?

swiffer sheet V said...

You broke the bed that I awaited all afternoon to be delivered by a sweaty fat man. How is that bloody fucking possible?

aarond said...

I have no idea what is going on...I am serious.

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