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Sunday, June 01, 2008

Whose the fastest? Jamaicans are the fastest!

Mad joy in my world right now: Usain Bolt just set the world record for the 100 meter dash (and with speeds like this it really is a dash). Usain just lowered the mark to 9.72 in a race that he does not even consider his best. So now Asafa has 9.74, Usain has 9.72 and Jamaica has BOTH OF THEM!

Big ups to the man them, and props to Veronica for having di fastest female time this year!

Man I really, really wish, Usain had, had on the Black, Green and Gold when he broke the record, just so the world-wide pictures could bling up with the colours dem!

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