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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

At least no one yelled fire and jumped

Fire alarm just went off. Evacuated building, grabbed green card, id, laptop, emergency money stash and ipod and strolled out. Looked to see if roomie had any valuables that I should grab for him. People were streaming out of the building and everyone looked more annoyed than worried.

1 comment:

Crankyputz said...

Wow usually fire Alarm means I either sit around annoyed waiting for it to shut up, or Run out like a fool....never mind having the presence of mind to carry anything as valuable as ID.

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