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Thursday, May 29, 2008

'Bigger Stronger Faster' and is Clay Aiken going to be a daddy?

TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken has impregnated a 50 year old woman via artificial insemination. My friend's first words to me when I told her "Clay Aiken got someone pregnant" were "Isn't he gay." Well whether he is or not, this seems to be right out of the Michael Jackson play-book.

What I find even crazier than the above story, is...How does TMZ get these stories (and so quickly)? Man that kid is going to have to look out on the playground.

Below is a preview of the new movie coming out, it is about the fascination with steroids and athletic pursuits. I joke with my friends all the time about taking roids, but I would never do it...unfortunately many cannot leave it at jokes about getting bigger.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.