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- I must be losing my mind!
- Merry Christmas
- Fire bun di fassy dem!
- Calijamaican
- Gucci, Fendi and Prada bags
- Am I mean?
- Middle of the exam!
- Ah yes, classic lyrics.
- Cal is good...?
- I hate Tax...paying it that is!
- Aww Skeet Skeet!
- Shout out...
- Why must you lie to ME!
- Life isn't a bed of Roses!
- BCS
- Gets better with Age?
- AIDS was created to erase Black People!
- Drink with Professors
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
1 comment:
man what song is that?
donkey donkey donkey
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