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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Fire bun di fassy dem!

So in my rush to pack I threw a gift for my mom in a bag and then at the airport ended up checking in that bag, and the fassy dem tek the gift outta mi bag. They had the audacity to leave the packaging of the gift but removed the actual gift, thankfully my other gifts were not removed and I have another gift for mom but seriously if you robbing people during xmas time you are begging to get a shot inna yu batty. Worst part of it was that on the drive home an Air J ad came over the radio telling people to make sure to pack their jewelry in their check in luggage...are you serious?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

cmon now babe - are ya actually suprised that happened? say hello to everyone for me (ha doubt u will) but at least im wishin everyone has a merry xmas. im here in good ole arlington where ITS SNOWING!! and has been all day. ridiculous....

Anonymous said...

Jamaicans really are terrible people, aren't they? Can't trust any of them I guess.

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