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Saturday, December 04, 2004

Gets better with Age?

No G it nah go so! You cant mack with a woman whose older than our combined ages and expect me not to call u out. Yeh yeh they say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, but if the berry is old enough to make wine what do you do? so you gave her your number and she has a son that is your age, its all good, maybe if you go visit her you and her kid can play xbox while she naps. Hey man its cool every law student wants a sugar momma, now u truly have a momma. Anyway 2nite was fun, great to celebrate my girls B-day sucks that your actually day falls during exams. Luv ya anyway. Nothing like having a bar tab, but damn some of my peeps have expensive tastes. By the way at 4.30 pm on Saturday 12/5/04 F.U.CAL

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.