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Monday, December 27, 2004

I must be losing my mind!

Did I really call from Jamaica on my Sprint cell phone? Can anyone tell me what the roaming charges on such a call is? Oh well I got love for my peeps: Jamaica is crazy the parties are off the hook the pics I am getting are amazing and so far I have not gotten shot. The fassy dem did tief mi sister car on christmas eve so more on that when I have time and the use of my own internet connection but till den I hope a hollow point finds dem fassy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh please, you lost your mind a long time ago....that has been very clear for a long time

Anonymous said...

ai well, got love for you too...didnt think u were gonna call this yr when u didnt call on xmas day - felt forsaken but a day late is just fine by me. who dem gyal say missin u in the other post? ai, shit miss talkin to u here too....thanks for the xmas call

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.