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Monday, July 25, 2005

Exclusive Cali-J readers invite…

As my friends and I have joked it’s clearly not that exclusive if I have posted it on the web…but anyway basic reminder this Thursday all are welcome to come and eat some Jerk Chicken etc at my crib…the festivities should be kicking off at about 7.30-8pm-ish. Let me clearly state this is not a party (so no keg). BUT alcohol will obviously be there since this is a Cali-J endorsed and catered event but sadly its BYOB.


Anonymous said...

I like to jerk my chicken every night! No one likes the left overs. Maybe it's because i make a mess when i jerk my chicken.

Dr. D. said...

Well, I hope you naw invite anonymous above!

Lika mus serve if you a send out invi my yute. Send a ticket come and I will be happy to BYOB many bottles of Appleton VX...duty free!

Abeni said...

I real slow cos I here trying to figure out BYOB:)

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.