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Monday, July 11, 2005

H'observations

Some quick Hip Hop Observations (H’Observations if you will):

Shouldn’t Ja Rule get a royalty check from 50 cent, after all he basically indirectly launched 50’s career? I defy anyone to show me a mega star rapper whose career has been killed that effectively by another rapper. 50 has made is so bad that people forget that Ja Rule is (in terms of sales) one of the biggest rappers ever.

Reggaeton is killing the airwaves; I can’t go five minutes without hearing the words “Daddy Yankee” screamed out.

If you’re a fan of the down south hip hop movement you have to check out Slim Thug, the new crossover track with ST and the Neptunes “I aint heard of dat” is tite.

But if you’re more of a fan of ladies getting as raunchy as possible on lyrics you have to check out the song by Ebony Eyez “In ya face” if you want to be pc but if u heard it in the club or on the digi-cable then you know the real name “Ass in ya face” a woman hasn’t been this raw on the radio since Khia sang “All you ladies pop your pussy like this” as her opening line, I mean DAMN!!! Though Ebony’s chorus of: “now would you let me put my ass in ya face…if I let you bend me over by the waist” is pretty damn funny too.

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