Josh...congrats on seeing another one.
Quick reminder...Jess' housewarming later tonight. See y'all there!
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- Mobile blogging...My room-mate is a P.I.M.P.
- Party...
- Both eyebrows? Still there!
- Jerk Chicken Thursday
- Iranian Gay Youths Hanged
- Queasy...
- Wow thats small!
- Ghetto party: You know...for kids!
- Woman admits having sex parties for teen boys...
- Grand theft Auto San Andreas
- To my friends taking the BAR!
- Exclusive Cali-J readers invite…
- Toure de Lance!!!
- Jerk Chicken Thursday...all welcome!
- Hustle and Flow
- Happy Birthday
- Happy Birthday
- Tonight’s menu…
- Jessica’s housewarming…
- Thanks M!
- Fingernails as credit cards?
- Of birds and ring tones!
- Seven-year-old girl shot dead by gunman
- BESTIALITY IS NOT ILLEGAL in Washington State!
- Hard to believe...
- You gotta love San Diego politics:
- “You know it’s hard out here for a pimp” --DJay.
- Damn EMILY?
- No need...
- Welcome Z!
- Oprah for President?
- Inland Empire strikes back...
- Just wrong, plainly wrong...I would not be shocked...
- H'observations
- Sick bastard!!!
- My new mp3 player!
- New York steak!
- The Fantastic Four!
- One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter?
- Hurricane update
- Prayers...
- Enough with that chic already...
- How to deal!
- Hurricane watch!
- So to be honest I think Americans make way too muc...
- Meant to put this one up for Father's Day then dec...
- I know this is not the most PC thing but damn its ...
- Another Texas domination!
- Free steak and Happy 4th of July!
- Quick blurbs
- Damn Sex offenders!
- Rest in Peace!
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- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
3 comments:
got ya blog from doc d. nice writing. come visit me sometime....
nena
word...thanks bro!
No problem G, I owe you a drink
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