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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Amazing the deals one can find online for Air Travel to my homeland

Departure City: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Destination City: Jamaica - Montego Bay
$79
pkg. air Departure Date Dec 12 Pkg. Price $79.00 + tax

4 comments:

Marc M said...

if only they had one like that from Milwaukee

Kelly said...

Awesome! And I LIVE in Dallas. Sweet. Hey Aaron, will you be my tour guide for your home land?

Kelly said...

Where did you find such a wonderful deal?

Cali J said...

I am always willing to be a tour guide. Whether I am useful as a tour guide is debatable. As to the location of the deals travelzoo.com. Shotta if you would answer your rahtid phone you might get deals like that. Did you get my message re the gun?

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