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Monday, November 21, 2005

Tonight is the HEX RALLY

See why we burn the red candle. There is no more beautiful sight than thousands of red candles simultaneously burning the hopes of A & M down to NOTHING. WE'RE TEXAS. Fresno St scored 42 on USC at USC...hmm looks like there really is No D in the Pac 10.

1 comment:

Z said...

Is that tonight? Where the hell have I been? I live here and I didn't know. Thanks for the heads up.

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