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- Happy Birthday 2 da Roomie!
- Damn it girls winter is coming and I need to study...
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
- A Picture Share!
- 9am est The massacre begins!
- Everyone makes them so here is mine!
- HAPPY THANKSGIVING
- Reason # 238 Why I love Cali
- Love the accent...
- I am the stone that the builder refuses
- Tonight is the HEX RALLY
- How much is too much to pay?
- Get those wins...
- I rarely deal in absolutes...
- I declare the war has begun...
- Amazing the deals one can find online for Air Trav...
- Cot damn this is sick...
- Fees shorty Fees
- Few randoms...
- What it do...
- Who drinks this stuff?
- A few more fun pics...
- Dreams that make me sweat...
- RIP
- TEXAS
- We're going streaking!
- What I am listening and thinking on today
- Of cookies, bribes, drinks and designated drivers!
- How do you spell, a chance to see hotties...
- Why confess?
- Check this out...
- Late registration help...
- Finally went through my halloween pics.
- The Burger King and Bar Review
- Why I love cable and friends...
- Warning
- Despondent...
- Best thing saved...
- Happy Birthday...
- Nuff said...
- What was I thinking...
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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Mr Aaron Dumas Jr. I recently received a letter signed by you and about 12 others asking me for money/donations. Dude, i aint' even graduated yet.
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