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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

How do you spell, a chance to see hotties...

L.I.T. Promotions Presents
A pacific Beach

Bar Review
1261 Garnet ave
thursday nov 10th
“Is ya man on the floor? If he ain’t… let me know!”

Unbelievable drink specials
$2 any beer
$2 any drink
$6 any pitcher

No cover
l.i.t. cares: please do not drive drunk
A Cali-Jamaican endorsed event…jot that down!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.