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Thursday, November 17, 2005

I declare the war has begun...

Shotta get yuh gun and tell Chase fi saddle up too. If mi mek it to yard for xmas, both of you might haffi get shot! Link mi pon di cellie and mi will gi yuh details.

“…So nobodda pose tuff if you don't have it, Rastafari stands alone!
…Welcome to Jamrock. Out in the streets, they call it murder!”
--Welcome to Jamrock by Damien Marley

1 comment:

Shotta M said...

Two words "Bring it"

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.