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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Cleavage control clip!

Man they will sell anything nowadays!

Basically you get a plastic clip to make your boobs bigger...nice...anyone who buys this, I have a golden bridge to sell you in Northern California


Swiffer Sheet V said...

I could use one of those. Oh wait isn't that why they made push up bras. Anyone who buys that is a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...I have dd's - I don't need the "extra" cleavage but I certainly use them to keep my bra straps from falling down and for hiding straps when wearing a sundress, etc... DUH Don't be doggin just because you didn't think of it

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