Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Jerk Chicken Thursday

Lets hope I don't poison my friends...quick warning: As I was seasoning the chicken after a rather late night of drinking, I have this feeling in the back of my mind that I may have used tablespoon measures instead of teaspoon measures when pouring the salt...just a pre warning. PSA "Never work in the kitchen after drinking steadily for 6 hours" Oh and never leave a baseball game carrying your own chair...

I figure if food is too salty it just means more wine has to be consumed! So there is a bonus to everything.
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5 comments:

Marc M said...
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10:51 AM
Marc M said...

I need to furnish my new studio. It'd be great if you took a few more chairs and shipped them to Wisconsin.

10:52 AM
Anonymous said...

lawd hav mercy.

1:47 PM
Maria Elisa said...

Quick cooking tip: whenever you've put too much salt in something all you have to do is cut a potato in half and place it in the mixture. It soaks up the excess salt. You take out the potato and there you have it, a meal salvaged.

6:53 PM
Cali J said...

Thanks yall, I know all those tricks, the trick is figuring out before whether there is actually too much salt...but it all worked out.

9:05 AM

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.