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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Jerk Chicken Thursday...all welcome!

So to celebrate the arrival of the Princess of the ATX coming to SD, I have decided to fire up the ole Cali-J grill and jerk some chicken. If you have never had Jerk Chicken...DAMN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Anyway to my peeps that know, the food will be ready at some point in the evening on Thursday the 28th. So to the young, the old even the casual reader...the Cali-J will be hosting a meal at the crib. There even might be steak and you know what for the hell of it lets just throw some shrimp in there. (Basic menu: Jerk Chicken, Shrimp Kabob [seasoned with a whiskey/honey glaze mildly spiced with a jerk marinade] and for the peeps who really really just can't try other cultures there will be some steak). Of course there will be some alcohol, sorry to let you know I am low on beer so hint hint bring your own damn it...I am feeding you. Hard A will be provided though I am on running low on that too...mini hint. Vegetarians are welcome too, if you are Veg and would like a meal too I will throw some roasted corn on the grill [have to warn you though my roasted corn comes glazed with butter] vegetarians must RSVP cause to be honest I do not keep vegetarian supplies stocked. Oh to my room-mate "HEY DAN we are having a dinner at our crib on Thursday." To Zandra "Hey Zandra the first night you're here I am cooking". To the rest of y'all "Come eat my free food" This message will prolly be repeated everyday for the next 5 days to make sure even the casual readers catch it...Summer and life is too short so come enjoy it with me. Oh and M.B..."seriously you don't know what Jerk Chicken is DAMN!"

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

good stuff

Anonymous said...

you realize there are no more student offices for you to run for, right? Thank god the fore fathers included the qualification of being a 'natural born citizen' in order to be president...:)

Cali J said...

If only it were as simple as cooking for the populace...It's just what we do back home. Cook food and enjoy time together as friends etc.

Angry Dog said...

Yow, sound good to me still....brotha sound like him know him way round the grill still, if I wasn't on a different coast altogether I woulda definately come get my share of jerk chicken and roast pork!

Cali J said...

Hahah I did some pork couple weeks ago, but it's hard to find the thick fatty cuts that you need to get that nice slow burn to hold the jerk. Plus I don't have the authentic "pan" gril to blaze it up and keep one side hot and one side cold etc to do justice to the pork so don't want to give the food a bad name and mass produce something bad. But jerk shrimp on skewers is so damn good with my whiskey honey glaze (alcohol plus seafood is always good). Sorry y'all cant mek it out.

Cali J said...

zeen when I get a sec I will drop the recipe fi di shrimp.

Maria Elisa said...

Yet another thing I'm missing. (Sigh)

Anonymous said...

The original jerk chicken?!?! Can it be? The day isn't coming fast enough for my departure.

-Z

Anonymous said...

Are there any non anonymous people posting here who are coming??

I'm down like a clown charlie brown!

Bring on the chicken baby!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I guess I'll go.

- Dan

Anonymous said...

I like to jerk my chicken every night! No one likes the left overs. Maybe it's because i make a mess when i jerk my chicken.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.