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- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
9 comments:
haha thats great!! good for her!
You would find that funny...I told you I am sorry, thats all you get.
fucked up fo real.
Why are all you guys sympathizing with her ex? For all you know he was an asshole who cheated on her, beat her and this is her one final "take that you ass...You may have ruined our marriage and screwed her in our bed while I was at the play ground taking care of the three kids that made me fat, but I got the one thing that meant something to you...your car!" (and hopefully a good lawyer that screwed him for the house and the pension too!)
can i get an AMEN!
You can get a boo...
You are such a bitter male :)
And how the hell is annonymous going to get mad...For all we know she was cheating got busted, but was in a no fault state like Cali and took the guy for all she could. Since we are throwing random accusations w/o proof; I say she was a gold digging hussy who picked the guy up cause she saw him driving expensive cars, then made up some reason to end the marriage, cried on the stand and bilked the hard-working and loving husband.
Hahah good title for it
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