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Wednesday, July 06, 2005
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- Party...
- Both eyebrows? Still there!
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- Iranian Gay Youths Hanged
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- Wow thats small!
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- Grand theft Auto San Andreas
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- Fingernails as credit cards?
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- Seven-year-old girl shot dead by gunman
- BESTIALITY IS NOT ILLEGAL in Washington State!
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- Another Texas domination!
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- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
2 comments:
it seems to be veering north east. The worst part won't be hitting Jamaica. I wait an hour or two now to experience the beginning of what will be hitting us.
Yeah called the parental units earlier this morning, since dad was on the radio till pretty late last night. Sounds like every thing is good in the N-brook! Looks like its going to be a sucky year to live in Florida.
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