Can a Jamaican take Cali?

Infrequently updated consistently funny

Monday, July 11, 2005

Sick bastard!!!

Yeah, yeah I know this is old but it’s one of those things that I knew I just had to blog about no matter if it’s weeks later. The man cut off his own penis cause his wife was obsessed with Sex and then he kills her on top of it!!! Most men would kill for a woman who wants it all the time not kill a woman for wanting it all the time. It shows just how selfish men are in general, all my male friends that I have mentioned this to are more shocked about the fact the guy cut of his penis than the fact that he killed his wife.

By the way you’re a bitch if you try to rob a beauty store and you’re an even bigger bitch if you get beat down while trying to do it.
Posted by at

5 comments:

Kelly said...

Seriously, do guys really have a problem with women wanting sex all the time?

6:58 AM
Maria Elisa said...

You would think that they would love it all the time, but suprisingly enough, they're mostly lazy.

9:50 AM
Cali J said...

HAHAHAHAH
Once again women discussing what, men do or don't want/need!

12:29 PM
Anonymous said...

uh huh. cuz you neeeever spout your misinformed opinion about what women want and need. :)

6:39 PM
Cali J said...

Hahahah come on I know all there is to know about women and that is that y'all are unpredictable.

8:50 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Blog Archive

About Me

My photo
Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.