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Friday, August 31, 2007

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Flagging down a cop thinking he is a taxi...not a good way to start your night!


Swiffer Sheet V said...

Did you do this or some drunk idiot?

aarond said...

In my defense, I had not had anything to drink, I was tired and the damn lights coming off the Gaslamp district was making it hard to see cars clearly...the baseball game had just let out and everyone was desperate for cabs so I was just flagging down anything that looked like a cab.

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