Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

"I'm international, check my passport, but still in the hood ducking the task force"

Hard for me to understand why peeps are shocked that I would go home and come back with an accent.
In honor of my boys' actions last night...
"Ma got a big ol' ass and no stomach...I got a new chick,
She sent me off in the new six
She said she usually don't do this
But..."
"Up in the club, yeah I got that burner on me" Every player knows the favorite words to hear for either gender is "I usually don't do this"

"I told you I had the skreets on lock"
I love the chick at the start of the vid:


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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.