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Monday, March 31, 2008

Stars are just like us...they can say things just as dumb

So VH1 did a show called 40 dumbest Celeb Quotes, I saw a preview and knew i had to watch it, in fact I knew I would watch it and blog it, so I am now watching it on DVR and blogging at the same time. In fact I will just immediately type out phrases I like and then I might just might add to them, then again, the quotes by themselves seem so damn good I might not have to add anything

*I think I got all the quotes right...I hope*

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger: I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman

Flavor flav: Hottie is real 'dramatical' and tried to 'hypmotize' me

Jessica Simpson; Is it kind of weird that I am getting a bit 'emotionable'

Britney Spears "I get to go overseas places like...Canada"

Anna Nicole in respons to this question from FHM: What’s the kinkiest sex you’ve had?
Well…a ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. It was, like, a spirit and it—woo! [miming a ghost flying from under her sheets]—went up! I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, “Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex so I have no problem.

Paris Hilton: What's Wal-mart? Do they sell like wall stuff?

Al Gore: A zebra does not change its spots

Brooke Shield: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life

Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something

Bill Clinton: You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!" (right around the time he was being pressured re cheating on his wife)

Whitney Houston (re drug use): First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much for me to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight, okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is wack.

Gary Busey: There is nothing like changes because nothing changes but the changes

Jason Kidd (coming out of Cal AKA UC BERKELEY!) (when talking about improving a team: We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees

Paris Hilton: If I could read a book, I would definitely read one of yours

Paris Hilton (when she found her book made the best seller list): What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?

Britney Spears: "I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa"

1 comment:

Abeni said...

Jessica Simpson didn't know Texas had anorexics

Show was hilarious

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