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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

ALCOHOL BANNED ON LAW SCHOOL CAMPUS

I was holding off on posting this since the official letter has not been sent out, but, I cant hold it in any longer. WHAT? How can OUR law school not have alcohol? It is what makes so many miserable functions bearable. Its the reason to go to a Dean's kegger. Its what makes certain classes better. Its what makes talking to some of those lame asses from other sections better. If they are not drunk half the peeps in this law school annoy me, and another 1/4 amuse me. Im not saying lawyers are alcoholics, but without us budweiser would be a mom and pop shop. We built this country on alcohol. DO you think some of our countries great documents were written sober? If you ever want to see how removing alcohol affects the law go look at historical accounts of Prohibition, that worked out really well for us. Yes I know I may be running into the crowd and throwing punches wildly on this one, but I am passionate about my libations!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.