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- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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Get your lazy butt up and walk to the light switch. We have the highest obesity rate because of inventions like the clapper. People in the US wonder why they are so fat, well look no further than to those stupid inventions they sell on the home shopping network and through advertisements that air during the middle of the night or during working hours when motivated people are busy working. I swear if there was an escalator up to campus, you'd be the first one on it and you live across the street! Walking is good for. With all the ice cream you eat, the three extra steps will help to keep you slim. (And I say that with much love, anonymous)
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