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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Espn's cool new gadget the Trade Machine!

I wanted to see if there was anyway that "my" San Antonio Spurs could get Kevin Garnet...and according to espn.com it worked, I used the Knicks as the sucker 3rd team cause lets be honest right now everyone thinks the Knicks are trade bait.
Below are my results cut and pasted in.

This Trade Succeeded! Go back to adjust your trade or start over.
Minnesota Timberwolves

Incoming Players
Jamal Crawford
Salary: $6,480,000 Years Remaining: 5
PTS: 13.9 REB: 3.3 AST: 4.0 PER: 14.49

Rasho Nesterovic
Salary: $6,720,000 Years Remaining: 2
PTS: 5.3 REB: 4.3 AST: 0.4 PER: 11.58

Brent Barry
Salary: $4,691,390 Years Remaining: 2
PTS: 4.6 REB: 1.7 AST: 1.2 PER: 11.07


Outgoing Players: Eddie Griffin, Kevin Garnett

New York Knicks

Incoming Players
Nazr Mohammed
Salary: $5,500,000 Years Remaining: 0
PTS: 5.3 REB: 4.7 AST: 0.4 PER: 14.65


Outgoing Players: Jamal Crawford
San Antonio Spurs

Incoming Players
Eddie Griffin
Salary: $2,500,000 Years Remaining: 2
PTS: 5.1 REB: 6.0 AST: 0.6 PER: 13.53

Kevin Garnett
Salary: $18,000,000 Years Remaining: 3
PTS: 21.6 REB: 11.9 AST: 4.3 PER: 26.63


Outgoing Players: Nazr Mohammed, Rasho Nesterovic, Brent Barry"

1 comment:

Dr. D. said...

Dem salaries are rassclaat unreal! Sigh.......

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