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- They see me rolling…
- No matter how bad I think it is
- Sleeping near is much diff from sleeping in
- A Picture Share!
- A Picture Share!
- Austin would be paradise...
- Espn's cool new gadget the Trade Machine!
- I should have packed already!
- I should have already been packed
- The olympics are heating up
- "Charlie the wise" now speaks to the nation
- One day to Cali-J arriving in Texas!
- Is that you?
- They should announce every game!
- Crazy things...
- Please Mr. Cheney do not point that at me...
- My ode to Valentines Day…
- Oh to be a kid again
- "Dont cha wanna be jus' like mi"
- Are the Grammy’s even relevant any more?
- Thieving beeyotches
- Bloody wireless!!!!
- A Picture Share!
- How hard is it to run a network?
- National Signing day
- Open letter to the other occupant of the apartment...
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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