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Thursday, November 04, 2004

SHE CUT IT OFF?

DEATH TO THAT SKANK HO: I dont believe in hitting women but my roomie and I agree this is a case where it can and should be done. A woman cut of over 80% of her man's penis and then refused to tell him where she put it...she is now on the run and cops believe she is heading back to El Salvador (possibly with the penis still in her possession). Here is what makes this story so much worse: she accused him of cheating so she chopped his dick, but she herself while living with this guy is legally married back in El Salvador so she herself is cheating and of the worst kind breaking the sanctity of marriage. But clip all that there is never a reason to chop a man's vital organ; let me be honest I really think that seeing someone come at that part of my anatomy might cause me to hit a woman and let me reiterate I do not believe in hitting women but how can u argue with swinging on her if she tries to chop the legend maker. Its not right if someone is cheating leave them hit them do something but dont cut the lifegiver.
NEVER HIT A WOMAN...and yeah yeah we all know...shake her!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck hitting the bitch. I'd beat the shit out of her for some bullshit like that. Hell, I'd toss her ass out of a damn ten story building! Some crazy ass batches out there. Keep it coo ladies, keep it coo!

I'm about to go on a mission to El Salvador...who's in?

Anonymous said...

Wow that woman has some balls! Are you sure she didn't steal those from him too? I think that she's nuts. I mean come on, go fuck his best friend or boss to get even. I don't think that I could ever bring myself to do that unless it was something crazy like we were married, I was the best loyal wife in the world, he cheated on me with my best friend, and then got Aids, gave it to me, and now I am dying. An ass hole might just deserve it for that, because at the point he shouldn't be using it anyway. It definitely would be an effective contraceptive. :)

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