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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

BONUS TIME!

So I decided to continue the educational series begun last night. Today’s phrase is BONUS TIME. It’s a phrase used to lull unsuspecting students into complacency. It is often used in this fashion: “Ok students the exam should only take you 2 hours but I am going to give you an optional extra hour: You can call it bonus time” Students responses are always along such lines “Cool…awesome…that’s so nice that we got that extra time”. However, the post exam response to bonus time is usually “Damn…no way…I can’t believe he thought we could finish that in 2 hours…I barely finished” So today’s lesson: there is no such thing as BONUS TIME!


Reminder: Friday at the Greg2 crib, end of the year party.
I must say I am intrigued by Golden Palace’s rapid expansion into buying anything gimmicky.
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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.