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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Phrases that have amused me recently

So I’m not too sure what my current favorite quote of the weekend is, it has definitely been a great weekend for amusing phrases

“Boom goes the dynamite” Seriously watch that clip it’s a great study break. Thanks to Ben for this one.

“There is racist hate and racist love” Racist love is a classic.

“I would love to have been a G.I. during the liberation of Paris, there were a lot of happy French women that day, and a lot of happier American soldiers” Old anchor on CNN

Wade Robson’s mom saying “He's a very special person," she added. "He's not the boy next door. He's Michael Jackson. He's very unique.” No kidding!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.