Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Monday, May 23, 2005

Things I learn as I watch the NBA playoffs

- Hamburgers apparently talk smack to each other
- ABC has a lot of crappy series sandwiched around really hot series
- Post season is awesome w/o the Lakers
- Even w/o the Lakers Kobe’s name has to be mentioned
- That Honda CRV ad is retarded Cars are not dogs damn it.
- Danica Patrick is still hot (SHE WILL NOT WIN)
- Remember when Shaq used to be hated? (Way to go Kobe!)
- I need to talk more to my Caribbean family: Guys with accents have an advantage with the ladies, but a disadvantage in the work place.
- Robert Horry could end this season w/ as many rings as JORDAN!
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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.