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Sunday, May 08, 2005
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- Props...
- Weight update
- A ringtone?
- Weight update
- Quick blurbs
- Indy 500
- Easily distracted...
- Sorry...
- That's hot!
- Things I learn as I watch the NBA playoffs
- Just sick!!!!
- Just great
- Congratulations Michelle
- Glad you found her
- Finals Party and word of the day!
- Crack it!
- Vegas anyone?
- BONUS TIME!
- RACE HORSE
- Hell Week!
- Chappelle update!
- Texas cheerleading!
- Happy Birthday Greg!
- Goodbye Party for the dean!
- From the good bye event
- Study break
- Chappelle update!
- Rocker off his Rocker!
- Goodbye Becky!
- I just want a hug!
- HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
- Phrases that have amused me recently
- Pastor boots members
- Great another thing to be worried about..
- What,,,More delays?
- Goodbye Party for the dean!
- Asian fetish!
- 05/05/05 Cinco de Mayo
- Caught my eye...
- Happy Birthday Girl!
- Lock her ass up: She needs it!
- Why are you screaming?
- Ring this...
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.