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Saturday, August 06, 2005

Big question from street scene...

Did Fergie (of Black Eyed Peas) pee herself or not?



3 comments:

Mad Bull said...

No, my yute! She never wet herself, a see she see you inna di audience and she got a little bit hot, you done know! A you dat, y'know!

smallislandgirl said...

Ha ha ha ha Mad bull you are too funny that must have been embarassing for her.

Shotta M said...

Just a bit hot? She must a been very hot...

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