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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Not very PC of me, but heck what is?

If you're a regular Cali-J reader you know I am not one for posting jokes but this one just cracked me up too much not to share...course the exaggerated joy I am getting out of it might be due to the fact that my Civil Procedure reading is so damn boring.

Two Blonde Genies
A guy is walking along a beach on the Mississippi Gulf Coast when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, "I don't get it. I can understand the first wish, having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he'd want to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

--thanks Amy for the joke!


Abeni said...

LOL...good one

Dr. D. said...

"But why he'd want to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

'Cause dem nuh know what dem missin! ;-)

Good one still.

CaliIranian said...

Lexington Steele... look that up, i need not say anymore.

Shotta M said...

one of the best blonde jokes i've heard in a while...

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