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Monday, August 29, 2005

Thugging and bugging the Simpson way!

Sorry had to blog this: So on the MTV awards tonight Jessica Simpson said “We are two white chics from the dirty South” (that alone is funny) but what I found funnier was that whomever was in charge of the captions typed “...Two white chics from Texas” Guess the stenographer just couldn’t believe what she had heard.


Shotta M said...

keen eyes bredrin to pick that out.

Pierre said...

the mere fact that jessica simpson could put together a sentence must have had the caption-typer confused to begin with...

smallislandgirl said...

and what was she wearing rags?

aarond said...

I wasn't going to touch what she was wearing...after all I know she is trying to be more domesticated so maybe she just wore her apron out!

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