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Thursday, August 18, 2005


So I have to be at school in under 6 hours for orientation and I am just making it in from the bars. Nothing like a law student for figuring out how to divide responsibility and fun: Thanks to y’all for coming out, too many peeps to shout out so let me shout out the letters from A to V all those are covered. I meant every word I said to you tonight…every single word! STONE COLD!

1 comment:

Dr. D. said...

I assume the Bars that you are referring to are the ones serving sprirt? ;-)

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.