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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Will Martha ever learn?

So now her home confinement has been extended for 3 more weeks and honestly I find it damn funny. The things she has tried/claimed while in confinement would cause most peeps to end up back in the big house. So screw her for whining that the ankle monitor chaffs etc and screw her for riding ATV’s and attending yoga class while she is supposed to be on house arrest. The woman made so much damn money while in prison she should never complain about a single thing ever again in her life.

1 comment:

Marc M said...

Martha, Martha, Marthaaaaa!!!!!!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.