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Saturday, August 27, 2005

Alcohol + sleeping pills = ?

A man too tired to blog...
A man tired of the drama...
A man who is glad his friends got home safe...
A man whose cell phone will be turned off so don't bother to call it...
A man who can't wait for the next bar review Thursday Sept 1st at AUBERGINE...

4 comments:

Shotta M said...

Sleep well. Bar Review is where it's at fo real.

Dr. D. said...

So wait....a bare Bar Review a gwaan? Onoo beat book at all?

Jus cool, is joke me runnin!

Hol a good snooze.

aarond said...

So seems like Hennesy and Grey Goose are the drinks to combine with sleeping pills, some of the best sleep I have had in ages!

Dr. D. said...

Hennessey?? Bloodcleat! Cali J a money man and him nuh turn lawyer yet! ;-)

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.