A man too tired to blog...
A man tired of the drama...
A man who is glad his friends got home safe...
A man whose cell phone will be turned off so don't bother to call it...
A man who can't wait for the next bar review Thursday Sept 1st at AUBERGINE...
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- BAR REVIEW AT AUBERGINE
- Difference between reporting of whites and blacks
- Have you ever wanted to be in movies?
- The wind done gone…
- For you Tara
- Thugging and bugging the Simpson way!
- "Get her wetter than the perfect storm"
- Not mentor worthy!
- Happy Birthday
- Alcohol + sleeping pills = ?
- 1st BAR REVIEW...L.I.T. promotions is Back!
- Bad customer service
- Not very PC of me, but heck what is?
- Not sure whether I should be proud or just laugh.
- Warning explicit lyrics...
- Taco Tuesday
- Happy Birthday Ben
- Skip college if you can!
- Fun pics from orientation
- Priorities
- Basic Advice for incoming Students...
- Welcome Bar Event for 1Ls at FACES
- Thanks for the tennis T!
- Damn you Kinkos!
- Thanks Mama Maria
- Dakota Fanning
- Over
- Last Day at work...
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINH!
- Wow she sucks at that...(or blows at it)
- Lappy is back!
- De La Soul will be here Aug 22
- Bush v Bush Madden 2006
- How sick is Madden 2006
- R.I.P. Peter Jennings
- ThunderCats are on the Move!
- Big question from street scene...
- 5-O
- Sanctioned beer pong!!!!! BD you would be in heaven
- Criminals are essentially dumb!
- Wow
- Will Martha ever learn?
- 102 Fever...no problem!
- If it aint white it aint right...at least in East ...
- Is it stress...
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
2 comments:
Sleep well. Bar Review is where it's at fo real.
So seems like Hennesy and Grey Goose are the drinks to combine with sleeping pills, some of the best sleep I have had in ages!
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