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- They see me rolling…
- No matter how bad I think it is
- Sleeping near is much diff from sleeping in
- A Picture Share!
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- Austin would be paradise...
- Espn's cool new gadget the Trade Machine!
- I should have packed already!
- I should have already been packed
- The olympics are heating up
- "Charlie the wise" now speaks to the nation
- One day to Cali-J arriving in Texas!
- Is that you?
- They should announce every game!
- Crazy things...
- Please Mr. Cheney do not point that at me...
- My ode to Valentines Day…
- Oh to be a kid again
- "Dont cha wanna be jus' like mi"
- Are the Grammy’s even relevant any more?
- Thieving beeyotches
- Bloody wireless!!!!
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
3 comments:
what?!?! you think you'll be able to set foot in cali again after posting that?!?! ass... better watch your back...
Haha, Bring it!
Fuck y'all....? Sounds like English 101 from Mr. 16 himself....er Mr. 6. Whatever his scores, it is truely amazing how the Wonderlic told us all what we already knew about Vince Young. He's a damn fool. But don't worry Vince, you'll fit in just fine with the other clowns of the NFL. Can you say Ryan Leaf?? I cannot wait for the show to begin.
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