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Thursday, August 03, 2006

1 leads to 2 leads to 3 leads to you can guess the sequence

So uh Lyonness in the last 5 days I have had an argument/conversation with every ex/pseudo girlfriend (no wonder the Cali-J remains single) that I have in America so I suggest that we just have a talk later today say right after I give blood when I will be fatigued anyway and less likely to care about the conversation that we have since I seem to be on a bad roll downhill might as well get over what seems to be inevitable!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wait - are you wanting to pick a fight with me?

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.