So I came home tonight and though I rarely, rarely take the elevator, tonight I decided to take it and as I was stepping in I was removing my keys from my pocket and they slipped from my hands and fell down the bloody elevator shaft.
Crazily enough I asked my apartment manager about it and he said it happens all the time….WHAT?... more than one person has dropped their keys down the elevator shaft and not just 2 of us but enough of us that you can say “it happens all the time”!!!!
Sadly for me this is not the first time my keys have disappeared in a freaky way…once in Austin while crossing the street with my ex and friends my key dropped from my hands and I accidentally kicked them into a storm drain. I may have to get a bloody chain attached to my belt and my keys.
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- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
2 comments:
hahah i remember that...we had to call the city and get them to send someone to open the grate!
Weirdly enough I was talking to someone about that storm drain incident last week and then this happens...Que Lastima!
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